Tuesday, 11th February
Unlike a
cold, rainy UK morning, getting up at 6am is never a problem in a tropical
country - especially when there is a bowl of fresh mango awaiting you!
Anywhere, Andrew’s driver (after landing in Harare the previous day I stayed the night in the capital with one of Mum's old school friends) - what a name for a driver - took me to Mbare (it’s
worth noting that the response when I told any Zimbabwean this was where I was
going was a chuckle and “good luck”). It's a huge, sprawling area of tarpauline-covered markets with a 'bus station' or rather a large area of mud and open drains with buses of all shapes, sizes and levels of disrepair arranged in no particular order - in other words, absolute carnage.
Mbare (not my photo!)
I had
been warned that the buses here didn’t leave until they were ready to go - that
is as full as physically possible with human beings and whatever items they
needed to transport (on this journey oddities included a mattress and an
uncollapsible ladder, but disappointingly no live chickens as my African-born
family had promised me). I got on the bus at 7am and it pulled off around 8.30,
so relatively quickly for African standards. The bus journey was pretty much as
I expected: a Bajan yellow bus on steroids. Except this one had African church
music blaring at ear-splitting volume instead of reggae and to be honest looked
like it had been shipped straight from a New Dehli scrapyard. (Mum, there was a
reason you didn’t get a photo of my journey on WhatsApp - sorry.)
I was sat on that bus, buried under my rucksacks and everybody else’s and crammed up against a window, for 9 hours without a working phone, yet I never felt bored. (9 hours
seemed a lot for a 350km journey. At first we started off at a good pace, then
2 hours in the bus driver pulled out one of the biggest joints of marijuana I
have seen and the pace dropped dramatically. He also wandered off for 2 hours
in a town called Karoi for a nap under a tree.) A couple of local farmers I sat
next to were extremely friendly and gave me some insight into the local
economic situation. They were very proud to be asked how many goats they owned,
a tip I had picked up from reading Peter Allison’s biography (well worth a
read). A mother had a toddler sat on her lap who seemed entranced by my white
mzungu hands; all I had to do to entertain her for 2 hours straight was wiggle
my fingers! It was a very humbling thought though that the mother sat next to
me looked around my age, and was probably younger still by 4 or 5 years.
One rather worrying moment was when one man stood up in the aisle mid journey and started screaming and yelling in a state of hysteria; my European bred terrorist-aware instinct alarmed me, but I guessed he was just saying prayers of some sort as suddenly
the whole bus started praying and chanting. I just sat there hoping that this
wasn’t a foresight as to which way our bus journey was headed.
Every time we stopped, street sellers would jump onto the bus or try and hand us everything from bananas to solar chargers through the windows. They weren’t pushy though, despite that this was their only means of making a few bond every day. Inevitably, I was struck by the obvious poverty of rural Zimbabwe, a country with no stable currency,
electricity, phone signal or fuel supply. Almost everyone I saw just sat by the
road, selling goods or not, and that was their whole life. In the mornings,
they would wake up, sit by the dusty road, then in the evening they would go
back to their mud and thatch shack just a few feet from the roadside and sleep,
only to start the whole cycle again. Coming straight from the UK, it stood out
to me how skinny the average person was and how young the population was (I
rarely saw anyone over the age of about 30, a sobering indicator of life
expectancy). One of the biggest shocks came towards the end of the journey when
an elderly man was carried onto the bus by two other men. He could barely move
and there was a large, grapefruit-sized tumour protruding from the back of his
head. He was not getting on the bus like everyone else to see relatives or for
business. He, someone’s father and grandfather, was getting to the nearest
thing resembling a hospital coming from his countryside shack in the blind hope
that they hadn’t left it too late and somehow would afford some treatment. It
was one of the most hopeless things I’ve seen.
Aside from the dismal case in front of me, the last hour of the bus journey was beautiful through the green mountainous bush. When I arrived in Kariba around 4pm it was hot and sunny - a surprising contrast with the much cooler Harare.
I took a taxi to Warthogs Bushcamp, on the advice that it was possible to walk but better not to due to the herd of mating elephants who had a reputation of sometimes getting a bit “cheeky”. I was the only customer in the whole camp apart from two local
workers, a barman and a cook. It was beautifully remote: a few simple tents, an
outdoor shower and a shack for the bar in the middle of the bush, about 80
metres from Lake Kariba. The view of the lake was stunning and I took myself
for a walk along a path having been assured by the barman it was safe and
seeing it frequented by a handful of fishermen. When I stopped and listened to
the sounds around me I knew exactly where I was: Zimbabwe. I was back. There
were birds resting on reeds so colourful they made my jaw actually drop.
I was so entranced by this lakeside world that it was quite a shock to be awoken from my reverie by the sound of a hippo just the other side of the grassy bank I was standing by,
approximately around 5 feet away. Heart racing, I speed walked back to camp to
be greeted by the cook who asked, shocked, “You didn’t walk along the path did
you?! This is the time the elephants come back to drink!” Nothing like a bit of
local knowledge.